My hands will be forever small

I flip the birdie at my piano at 4 AM

When you've got protagonist duties being slapped right across your face

(I heard the orchestral pad and tubular bell MIDIs and immediately went: that's so corny I'm putting it in just this once)

A lot of my experiments with April's theme soundtracks sound so obnoxiously protagonistic/heroic; it's almost as if it's satirical. But at the same time, that does sound like an idea I could work off of...